Hero's Edge Rusty Axe ()

 

This contains something known to California to cause cancer or birth defects.

 Ergo, don't buy one if you're pregnant or generally fearful.

 

It doesn't have a name, so I'm just using the one from the game.

Use your eyes and mind when shopping. You'll figure it out. 

I have faith.

 

I'm going to excise my ramblings, leaving nothing but my assessment of the piece itself, since I have parted with all of my Silent Hill media.

 

Not gonna lie, it's really good. There are some things worth noting, but the short version is that this is amazing, given the hefty discount I received on it. At full price? If you REALLY REALLY want one, sure. Yes.

The handle is ever-so-slightly squishy and there's a few small paint blemishes afoot, on the visible parts. There's a world of difference between slight imperfections and damning problems. I only found the former. Visible is a key word, because the head is removable, and will probably reveal some paint streaks, as there are on mine. However, the friction of the foam is quite formidable, and other than deliberately sliding it off by hand, you'd have to swing this as violently as a real axe, to get it to fly off. It certainly can, but you have to MEAN it.

 

Don't beat anyone or anything with it, and to avoid eye-related catastrophe, DON'T SWING IT LIKE AN OLYMPIAN.

All of this of course means that you can swap heads with some of the other axes in the line, if you'd like.

Again, it's great at a deep discount, but if you're taken with it, it's probably worth full price. Unlike this other axe in the line.