You know what happened the last time Roddy went up against someone planet-sized, you bitches~ |
As a member of the OG Ark crew, Jazz wasn't actually a childhood favorite of mine. As much as it chagrins me, I have to acknowledge the first live-action movie for bringing him to my attention. It and its ilk are seas of disappointment, bewilderment, and pain...but damn are there always 'nuggets of worth' present to cling onto. I might get around to listing all of the ones in my purview, but for now I'll stick with crediting Movie Jazz for playing into my child/sailor-like affinity for cursing, and using my favorite butt-stupid taunt. Further kudos to Smith-Megatron for turning it around into an incredible comeback. Even if Megs had no business being THAT big, nor Jazz THAT small.
And yet, I liked that death scene. Completely incomprehensible, but true. I bought every unique version of Jazz that they released in 2007. I was in my 20s when I was incessantly transforming the Fast Action Battler. This affection attached itself to my childhood love of Hong Kong Phooey. No, I didn't stop liking it because of the possible racial insensitivity. I stopped liking it because the complete series DVD turned out to be 14 copies of the exact same episode. There's formulaic, and then there's Hong Kong Phooey. Thankfully, there's also One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. And, the extended version of The Shining.
Man, I wish I was as cool as Scatman Crothers. May he Rest In Peace.
I'll never be at the level of having naked women tastefully displayed on my walls. ...Dammit.
It turns out that I am sincerely glad I purchased this figure, given what I just went through with my (once upon a time) beloved Reveal the Shield Jazz. It's great to have a representation of his G1 alt-mode, specifically, that scales (admittedly a bit roughly) with Rodimus. It was better before Arcee showed up, but, good enough. The pegs might seem a bit scary, now, but I know how to be careful. Plus, they aren't translucent. Thank Jeebus. The Takara version is the one I came across, and it seems that the visor was changed from blue to silver. It's so small; I can live with it. I didn't even notice until I was checking the release date. The side windows aren't painted, but the front and rear are such a beautiful metallic cyan that I don't really care. Again, IT'S VERY SMALL.
The Super Music Bros. of Transformers Will Soon Be Reunited (On a Mission From Primus) out of 5