Arizona's Southwest Specialty Foods' Ass Blaster Hot Sauce certainly lives up to it's name when it's comes to it's mercilessly violent repercussions. Made with a carrot vinegar base, Habanero peppers and a Capsicum extract, Ass Blaster's pleases the taste buds with a dry heat for the first 15 seconds and then it takes you for everything you've got if you're not careful. After you've tried it once you'll know 1 or 2 drops will be all you'll be needing at a time. My first try, I stupidly doused a generous amount on my food and I actually thought it was going to do some sort of serious damage as I lay coughing on the floor. I find I enjoy it quite a bit if I add a couple of drops to a tall glass of V8 juice or a pot of homemade beans.
You think it hurt going in, just wait till it decides it's ready to vacate your body. That delightful little outhouse won't be so funny anymore.
4 vengeful cases of the trots out of 5
